What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?

You Only Live Twice

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

What type of crossdresser are you?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How can one learn to talk frankly?

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Do conservative white women like black men?

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do we let ugly men exist?